Meeting Summary:
We, the Committee for the Absurd Misadventures, gathered to discuss the recent incident involving the office coffee machine.
After reviewing the incident report, we have determined that the cause of the nuclear reaction was due to a rogue coffee bean.
Recommendations:
We recommend that all employees be issued with complimentary coffee beans and a complimentary sense of humor, as the machine has been deemed sentient and is currently on administrative leave.
Protocol 12: Ban All Coffee Beans
Subcommittee: Bean Control